May 2013
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richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
theanti90smovement:
cute nicknames to call ur boyfriend/girlfriend
dr phil
dr phil
dr phil
dr phil
nevvzealand:
thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it
wtf i’m so upset my dad went to go see the new star trek without me
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Everyone like 1 year ago: haha the 3ds is LAME
Everyone now: shit.
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
ooooh im s o hungry i want my ham and cheese sandwich
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bogleech:
What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”
What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.
kaworutrio:
kaworutrio:
I CANT STOP LAUAGHIN AT TH E BATH SCENE IN EPISODE 10 WHERE SHINJI GETS A BONER AND HE SAID IT EXPANDED IM OGOGNA CHOKE AND DIE
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you can’t actually call yourself a hipster unless this is your style
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
varldslighet:
varldslighet:
after fridays come the
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naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
prince-rylie:
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
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me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
ronystart:
do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
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zamii070:
cartoons about dumb boys doing crazy shenanigans that often get them in trouble: (◕‿◕✿)
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android18:
i laugh at people who tag their successful text posts
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McCoy and Spock's relationship
Spock: *breathes*
McCoy: YOU DAMN UNEMOTIONAL INHUMAN GREEN-BLOODED COLD HEARTED UNFEELING VULCAN SON OF A BITCH
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