(Source: fubuki-ebooks)
- Everyone like 1 year ago: haha the 3ds is LAME
- Everyone now: shit.
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
ooooh im s o hungry i want my ham and cheese sandwich
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What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”
What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.
I CANT STOP LAUAGHIN AT TH E BATH SCENE IN EPISODE 10 WHERE SHINJI GETS A BONER AND HE SAID IT EXPANDED IM OGOGNA CHOKE AND DIE
This is exactly the kind of discrimination holding us back as a society
#109 - Koffing
Type - Poison
Because it stores several kinds of toxic gases in its body, it is prone to exploding without warning. Its thin, flimsy body is filled with gases that cause constant sniffles, coughs, and teary eyes. If Koffing becomes agitated, it raises the toxicity of its internal gases and then jets them out from all over its body.
