- Everyone like 1 year ago: haha the 3ds is LAME
- Everyone now: shit.
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
ooooh im s o hungry i want my ham and cheese sandwich
What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”
What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.
I CANT STOP LAUAGHIN AT TH E BATH SCENE IN EPISODE 10 WHERE SHINJI GETS A BONER AND HE SAID IT EXPANDED IM OGOGNA CHOKE AND DIE
you can’t actually call yourself a hipster unless this is your style